Love varies. Sometimes, it's a serious affliction. Other times, love gives you goose bumps. And then there are times when love is outright painful. But right now? It's time to celebrate the silliness of it. You know, the adorable goofiness of it. The so-cute-I-can't-stand-it-ness. It's the kind that all of the greats write about. And we've handpicked this adorable collection of cute funny love quotes just for the occasion:
"Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."
— Carroll Bryant
"A heart that loves is always young."
— Greek Proverb
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"Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for 10 minutes!"
— Homer Simpson
"Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams."
— Unknown
"Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it."
— Candace Bushnell
"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."
— Woody Allen
"The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you."
— Markus Zusak
"It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes."
— Lucille Ball (on Desi Arnaz)
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
—Winnie the Pooh
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"When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you I am afraid to lose you."
—Anonymous
"True love stories never have endings."
— Richard Bach
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."
— Groucho Marx
"A hug is like a boomerang: you get it back right away."
— Bil Keane
"Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be {{ married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat."
— Joanne Woodward
"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
—Nora Ephron
"Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair, and devastating, it will be that much easier."
— Mae West
"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up."
— Barbara Bush
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