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If you haven't heard of Leo Christopher, you are seriously missing out. He is the literary medicine man, healing our hearts with his gentle, yet powerful prose. His words nurture our souls and resonate with us on a deeper level. Whether you are healing your heart after a tough break-up or enlightening your mind, here are 10 quotes to keep in mind wherever you are in in life's journey:

This one that somehow makes life seem so much clearer.

"Our story isn't precisely what we thought it would be. This is far more difficult, and brilliant and exciting and impossible to put down, because I absolutely have to know what happens next." — Leo Christopher
​This one that reminds you that YOU'RE A GODDESS.


"Stop trying to be beautiful. Be you, you are." — Leo Christopher


"There are plenty of ways to die, but only love can kill and keep you alive to feel it." — Leo Christopher


"Love yourself, then figure out how to spill a little of that over on someone else." — Leo Christopher

"I need her head on my heart, she needs to hear it beat for her." —​ Leo Christopher

"The most breathtaking words aren't snapped on a typewriter but traced on the softest skin and whispered through moans." — Leo Christopher

This one that reminds you that love's a b*tch, but that's okay.

"Sometimes we aren't meant to get over someone, and we go on living a little bit emptier." —​ Leo Christopher

"You'll never fly again with the weight of hate on your wings." — Leo Christopher

This one that makes that opens your heart to acceptance and possibility.

"Stop running from the ghosts of yesterday with their flimsy sheets and empty echoes, they don't define your tomorrows." — Leo Christopher
​This one that warns you not you waste your valuable time on little boys.

"There's only one thing more precious than our time and that's who we spend it on." — Leo Christopher

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Love varies. Sometimes, it's a serious affliction. Other times, love gives you goose bumps. And then there are times when love is outright painful. But right now? It's time to celebrate the silliness of it. You know, the adorable goofiness of it. The so-cute-I-can't-stand-it-ness. It's the kind that all of the greats write about. And we've handpicked this adorable collection of cute funny love quotes just for the occasion:

"Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."
— Carroll Bryant

"A heart that loves is always young."
— Greek Proverb

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"Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for 10 minutes!"
— Homer Simpson

"Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams."
— Unknown

"Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it."
— Candace Bushnell

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."
— Woody Allen


"The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you."
— Markus Zusak

"It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes."
— Lucille Ball (on Desi Arnaz)

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
—Winnie the Pooh

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"When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you I am afraid to lose you."
—Anonymous

"True love stories never have endings."
— Richard Bach

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."
— Groucho Marx


"A hug is like a boomerang: you get it back right away."
— Bil Keane

"Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be {{ married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat."
— Joanne Woodward

"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
—Nora Ephron
"Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair, and devastating, it will be that much easier."
— Mae West

"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up."
— Barbara Bush

"Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know. Maybe you just need one person."
— Kermit the Frog

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."
— Dr. Seuss


"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy: her heart."
—Melanie Griffith in Milk Money
“Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul And sings the tune without the words And never stops at all.” | Emily Dickinson
 
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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself – George Bernard Shaw
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like – Will Rogers.
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All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better – Ralph Waldo Emerson.
 
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People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Audrey Hepburn

Got in a fight with him. He pinned me against a wall. Thought he was going to hit me. But instead kissed me hard on the mouth and said, "don't ever get angry at me again I love you to much to lose you"
 
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"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." — Jackie Mason

For yesterday's memories, today's love, and tomorrow's dreams I love you.
 
1. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent


2. I never knew what love was until I met you, then when distance pulled us apart, I found out what true love is


3. I love you not because of anything you have, but because of something that I feel when I’m near you


4. The first time you touched me, I knew I was born to be yours


5. I still fall for you every single day


6. I like your last name. Can I have it?


7. I keep myself busy with the things to do but each time I pause, I still think of you


8. I knew the second I met you that there was something about you I needed. Turns out it wasn’t something about you at all. It was just you


9. I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close


10. From the day you walked into my life, your all I think about. You’re the reason I breathe. You are the stars in my sky. I wouldn’t want this any other way. You’re the love of my life


11. When I think rain, I think about singing. When I think about singing, it’s a heavenly tune. When I think about heaven then I think about angels. When I think about angels, I think about you


12. I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but… I want to spend every irritating minute with you


13. I have a lot of problems but they seem like they don’t exist when I am around you


14. You make me laugh even when I don’t want to smile


15. Your smile is like the sunshine and it brightens up my day. Your thoughts in my head create the sweetest melody and I can’t help but fall for you
"She was ready to deny the existence of space and time rather than admit that love might not be eternal." ― Simone de Beauvoir, The Mandarins