25+ Cat Quotes That Are Brutally True

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Today I did spend some time to search for cat quotes. I found hundreds of them but wrote down my favorite ones. What I like about quotes is that they are often so true. I wanted to create a list of the best cat quotes as I never done something similar on my blog. This is not only a list of funny cat quotes, they are additionally also brutally true quotes and some of them really made me laugh. Hope you will enjoy the list, hope it will make you smile too…

“How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.”
—Robert A. Heinlein (author, Red Planet)

"Time spent with cats is never wasted'. Sigmund Freud
“A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.”
—Ernest Hemingway (author, For Whom the Bell Tolls)

“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”
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“If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.”
—Patricia Hitchcock (actress; daughter of movie director Alfred Hitchcock

“If you want to write, keep cats.”
—Aldous Huxley (author, Brave New World)

“A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.”
—William Ralph Inge (author, Outspoken Essays)
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“Curiosity killed the cat.”
—Ben Johnson (playwright, Every Man in His Humour)

“I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.”
—Nafisa Joseph (model)

“Cats, like men, are flatterers.”
—Walter Savage Landor (author, Imaginary Conversations)

“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”
—Leonardo da Vinci (artist, Mona Lisa)

“In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered, and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown.”
—H.P. Lovecraft (author, At the Mountains of Madness)
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“Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.”
—Desmond Morris (author, The Naked Ape)

“Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect.”
—James Mason (actor, North by Northwest)

“I regard cats as one of the great joys in the world. I see them as a gift of highest order.”
—Trisha McCagh (animal communicator)

“Cats have it all — admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”
—Rod McKuen (poet, Stanyan Street & Other Sorrows)

“A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.”
—George Mikes (author, How to be an Alien)

“People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.”
—Henry Morgan (privateer)

“Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some people that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.”
—P.J. O’Rourke (author, Parliament of Whores)

“You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.”
—Jane Pauley (journalist, The Today Show)

“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.”
—Edgar Allan Poe (author, “The Raven”)

“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.”
—Paula Poundstone (comedian)

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
—Albert Schweitzer (theologian and physician)
“I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.”
—William Shakespeare (playwright, Henry IV)

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
―Hippolyte Taine (critic)

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