10 Funny Love Quotes For Her

10 Funny Love Quotes For Her

"I ran up the door, opened the stairs,
said my pajamas and put on my prayers -
turned off my bed, tumbled into my light,
and all because she kissed me good-night!"
- Anonymous

"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love."
- Albert Einstein

"The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Falling in love consists merely of uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense."
- Helen Rowland

"Every time she sneezes I believe it's love."
- From the song, 'Anna Begins', by Counting Crows

"That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else."
- Sixteen Candles

"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."
- Helen Rowland

 "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers
"Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." — Chelsea Handler

"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

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