Thứ Năm, 21 tháng 1, 2016

10 Funny Love Quotes For Her

10 Funny Love Quotes For Her

"I ran up the door, opened the stairs,
said my pajamas and put on my prayers -
turned off my bed, tumbled into my light,
and all because she kissed me good-night!"
- Anonymous

"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love."
- Albert Einstein

"The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Falling in love consists merely of uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense."
- Helen Rowland

"Every time she sneezes I believe it's love."
- From the song, 'Anna Begins', by Counting Crows

"That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else."
- Sixteen Candles

"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."
- Helen Rowland

 "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers
"Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." — Chelsea Handler

"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

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